ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend
this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas
'what do you want for your birthday?'
when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like
i cant fucking breathe
European vs. American Football Coaches
Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
what the hell is going on
come find out
This is the best way to get college people to show up to dumb events. Confuse the fuck out of them…. Or give away free condoms. I’ve seen that one work a lot too
when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside